meth mobile


the name of the broken down ice cream truck that the crazy homeless guy lives and does meth
dude i was walkking by the the bus stop and i saw that crazy homeless guy by the meth mobile yelling at the pictures of ice cream
a flat black 1984 ford f-150 owned by “woody” with 35″ tires that roll the mean streets of north west arkansas. this vehicle is often seen with a chain saw sheathed between the toolbox and the bed.
big red: “what the f-ck is that horribly loud sound?”

lil’ red: (while looking at the security camera in the living room) “it seems to be a large military -ssault vehicle in need of some restoration.”
big red: “dude! grab my weights, that looks like woody’s meth mobile.”
lil red: (grabbing them with “the claw”.) “where’d the aaa’s go?!?!?!?”

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