methane disciple
one who prays to/worships all that is the grand glory of farting!, the noise, the b-ttle m-ssage, the smell, the reaction of the non-worshipper!! foods that promote gas!
john was in heaven! he had found a methane disciple who was female!
john was such a methane disciple he encouraged her to fart in his face!!
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