Methane Huffer


the term commonly used for a street hooker that enjoys the huffing of methane. these stinky little woman commonly get their fix while engaged in group s-x activities using toilet paper rolls to huff or snort flatulence directly from the -n-s’s of their male counterparts.
“yah johnny, make that methane huffer take it right out of your -ss”

or

“ive got a good one broiling up linda, i know you love methane huffing, got a toilet paper roll handy?’

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