Methane Madness


the belief that your own farts smell good and also categorizing them according to their smell.
for example, methane madness is categorized into five types of farts.

category 1-train smoke
category2-sewer stench
category3-orange blossom special
category 4-acid burn
category 5-soft serve (aka wet fart)

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