Method Attorney


an attorney who in order to understand his criminal clients, commits the same type of crime
bob: did you hear about tim getting arrested?
phil: no, what happened?
bob: he tried to jack-up a convenience store last night.
phil: why did he do that?
bob: he was trying to get into his client’s head.
phil: oh, he is a method attorney.

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