Methodist College
methodist college is a private inst-tution that is located in fayetteville, nc. the student body primarily consists of extremely disfigured women and alcoholic golfers who drink heavily just to blur the memories of sleeping with them. while students who live on-campus suffer from a strictly enforced “no-alcohol policy”, off-campus students at heather ridge apartments enjoy the freedom of vandalizing and littering the complex with beast ice cans and king cobra 40’s. the hr residents also like to enjoy late night swimming, sausage fests, and 3 am trips to wafflehouse to admire the local crackheads. even though methodist college acc-mulates a ridiculous amount of revenue off tuition (3rd most expensive college in north carolina), most would fail to recognize where this tuition money is utilized. surely it isn’t all spent on the burnt out “community college level” faculty. the money is obviously spent elsewhere because the methodist college “security” force relies heavily on making money by giving students parking tickets for parking in an inappropriate fashion or driving 1.75 miles over the speed limit. perhaps the most suitable conclusion for this definition would be the methodist college alma mater. “methodist college, where the men are men, and the women are too.”
drunken pgmers
undesirable women
… and grant guinivan
a college for members of the methodist relegion
the methodist college is recommended for methodists
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