Methophile


a methophile is a pedophile above the age of 20 that smokes meth and tries to bang 13-17 yr old girls. however, their grotesque teeth totally turns off the girls and they get denied.
i was walking down the back alley, and i saw a methophile who offered me to smoke meth with him. however, i declined his offer knowing that something bad was going to happen and casually walked away.

you will most likely find methophiles in a poor, ghetto area of town.

Read Also:

  • Mexcellente

    adj. meaning someone is mexican and excellent; adj. describing something made in mexico; spanish for mexcellent. ella es mexcellente!!! (she is mexcellent!) me gusta sombreros; son mexcellentes. (i like sombreros; they are mexcellent.)

  • Mexican Bidet

    when you sh-t so bad that the toielt water splashes your -sshole. i just sh-t so bad i didn’t even need toilet paper cause the splash washed my -ss, thank god for mexican bidets. when you sh-t so bad that the toielt water splashes your -sshole. i just sh-t so bad i didn’t even need […]

  • Mexican Christmas

    when two people p–p back and forth into one another’s -ss holes. my girlfriend and i did a mexican christmas last night, and now i have the sh-ts and can’t tell if it’s hers or mine. when two men with real sleazy spic ‘staches hook up, and instead of finishing off on/in eachother, they c-m […]

  • MEXICAN CUM SHOT

    this is a shot of tequilla with a nice dollup of mayonaise on top~mmmm jose did so many mexican c-m shots last night,i thought i was gonna puke!

  • Tiela

    tiela is a loving, strong-minded woman. her friends and family always come first. she is very educated and will someday have a promising career. she will fall in love with a girl named tori. and they will be together forever. she does not care what alot of people think of her. tiela is amazing


Disclaimer: Methophile definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.