methrosexual
methros-xuality is defined as ‘the extent to which one is prepared to degrade themselves (upon film or otherwise) in order to get money to feed their meth addiction’.
‘so that guy with the broccoli tattooed on his chest just sits there and lets a bunch of sammura clones p-ss on his face’
‘why?’
‘i guess he’s methros-xual or something.’
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