Methus Ocalaeanus


genus: methus
family: ocalae-n-s
a special bred of meth infected people that reside in ocala, fl. traits are no teeth, walking down the highway at fast speeds and always asking for meth. if one is encountered be aware that they will try to gum you to death. they can normally be found at mcdonalds or wal mart.
holy sh-t, it’s methus ocalae-n-s!!!

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