Methwitch


an angry, possibly magical, woman who is either addicted to, selling, or in possession of methamphetamines. will occasionally lace brownies with meth and offer them to small children.

also a derogatory term towards women and witches alike.
awww… that poor child! i wonder how he got addicted to meth?
well, his mother is a methwitch.

my girlfriend is being a total methwitch!

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