metric assload



much more than an -ssload, used when people dont want to swear and say a sh-tload.
i’ve got a metric -ssload of work to do, so buzz off.
expresses an absured amount of an item(s)
i just bought a metric -ss load of ammo for my .45 at the surplus store

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