Metro Ass


1. when you sit on any surface in a metro rail car or a metro station. the germs and filth that envelop your rear cause the degenerative disease that is metro -ss.

2. getting banged on the metro. the recommended place for getting metro -ss is the part-tion of black gl-ss at the end of each car.
1. “ali, you cannot get in my bed tonight. you’ve got metro -ss.”

2. “man, i got a great piece of metro -ss last night.”

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