Metro Card
1) useless cards that bend easily and wreck easily and get lossed easily. but because god hates us this is how new yorkers are forced to take the train, or go on the bus. you go to a machine and place the amount of money you want, than pray you dont sit on it.
2) a dumb move when someone goes up to a girl and quicky chops or slides his hand down her -ss or v-g-n- than yells “metro card!” ussually a comback when a girl bankoks you.
1) books, pencils, paper, metr…
ma! were the h-ll is my metro card? im gonna be late! goddammit!!!
2)sandra: hey whats that?!
me: whats what? -turns away-
sandra: bangk-ck! -smacks b-lls-
me: ahh! not infront of my mom!
sandra: weres your mom? -turns away-
me: metro card -chops v-g-n- and runs like h-ll-
a pre-paid card used on buses and subways sold by the mta in major cities. (ny)
i need to buy a new metrocard, this one is almost empty.
when someone creeps up behind you and takes their hand (usually their right) and slides it up your -ss crack and then says “metro card”, hence the name
d-ck, stop metro carding me, that sh-t hurts
an african-american in a position of power in a tech company. a high-tech token.
that prestone j. davis be one bad–ss metrocard. he became division president through melanic manipulation and being below 7.5 ire units (super black}
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