Metro Douche


a male who you think is h-m-s-xual but is actually an arrogant pr-ck who cares a lot about his appearance
did you see george today?
yea he totally took 3 hours to get ready and we were late for the game, in which he all sn-bby and arrogant!
dude he was such a metro douche!

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