metro man
a metro man is basically a vain creature who is in love with his own reflection and persona.
they love to blow dry their hair while looking at themselves in the mirror. they spend m-ssive amounts of time shopping for clothes, the newest technology and anything that can make them “look cool” to other people.
they also spend countless dollars on face & skin lotions, shampoos, colones, & grooming accessories.
they are usually cheaters and players and make horrible boyfriends, husbands or “life partners.” they are so vain that when they have s-x, they are usually imagining f-cking themselves.
reiner is such a metro man as he stands in a long, adoring gaze in front of his bathroom vanity with his hairdryer and $180’s worth of beauty aids laid out before him.
a heteros-xual man whose masculinity goes beyond the stereotyped masculine, thus, he is not confined to a normative definition of masculinity, defining and expressing his s-xuality creatively. they are secure in their s-xuality, and their sensitivity, intuition and penchant for grooming, style and fashion doesn’t make them feel any less masculine or any less heteros-xual. a metro man is the image of a modern man.”
a metros-xual is a metro man.
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