Metro Muslim
a metro muslim is someone who is ‘culturally’ muslim. he practices sporadically but he spends more time researching single origin coffee than praying. he takes his islam for granted because he was raised secular but in a muslim environment. like the metros-xual equivalent to the alpha male. the only force that can defeat political or jihadi islam is the intellectual force of the metromuslim
he is so metro muslim that he matches his socks to his prayer mat.
a metro muslim is someone who is ‘culturally’ muslim. he practices islam sporadically but spends more time researching single origin coffee than praying. he takes his islam for granted because he was raised secular but in a muslim environment. like the metros-xual equivalent to the alpha male. the only force that can defeat the militant muslim is the intellectual power of the metro muslim.
he is so metromuslim that he matches his socks to his prayer mat
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