metro pcs


a ghetto cell phone company with a small coverage area but has unlimited minutes and texting
i cant use that metro pcs if i ride out past modesto
pcsh-t
metro piece of sh-t.
nice voyager you got there!
thanks.
what type of phone do you have? 😮
metro pcs.
you mean metro piece of sh-t!! bahahaha.
🙁
a really cr-ppy cell phone company running on a cdma network, with poor reception pretty much anywhere and lots of dropped calls.

the only good thing about them are the calling plans, some of which offer as many minutes as you want for reletivly cheap.

also known as metropieceofsh-t.
>hey what f-cking cell phone provider do you have? i keep calling you and it never goes through!

>metropcs.

>oh you mean metropieceofsh-t.
a cheap cellphone service for metros-xuals. it’s based on the cr-ppy and monopolistic cdma technology because a metros-xual is too stupid to know what that is, so they get away with it.
metros-xual: hey, umm, i just, umm, got, umm, this like, umm, cheap cellphone service, umm, called metropcs, for like, umm, $40 a month, umm ya.
normal person: metropcs? there based on the evil and monopolistic cdma technology, how could anyone be stupid enough to actually use them. they don’t even use sim cards!
metros-xual: umm, what were we, umm, talkin’ bout again?

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