Metro-Sexual Face


referring to somebody like a kip, who has a clear face and is clearly a f-ggot. hes long walks in the park and enjoys a nice martini when neccessary. his favorite show is s-x in the city, but he knows nothing about fashion. oh and more thing chicken craw!!!
for example the metro-s-xual face got kicked out because he was metro-s-xual!!!!

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