metro ticket


aptly named, metro-ticket-shaped, landing strip of a brazilian wax. (most commonly used in france, as “ticket de metro.”)
fr:
– “qu’est-ce que tu preferes: tout epile, ticket de metro, ou foret vierge?”

– “le foret vierge, c’est sale. tout epile, ce n’est pas naturel. donc, c’est mieux le ticket de metro!”

en:
– “which do you prefer: completely bare, metro ticket, or wild forest?”

– “the wild forest is nasty. completely bare is unnatural. so the metro ticket is best!”

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