metrobell
this term unites the connotation of your typical metropolitan person (who for example talks inanely about mortgages, his “career”, the latest iphone/macbook pro/etc, how oppressed africa is, how ‘vibrant’ high crime areas are or how the nhs has pretty much saved the world and “doesn’t even cost that much”), with the blunt, directness of calling some one after the glans p-n-s or in laymans terms – “b-ll-nd”.
nothing to do with paris’ underground railway network.
example 1: “i can’t do this any more. i want to stick this sh-r-ditch starbucks apricot frappacino straw in my eye. i’m just completely surrounded by metrobells”.
example 2:
“i used to be bullied at school because i believed in fair taxation. do you know what they called me? a m-ssive metrobell”.
Read Also:
- metrothod
a metal-rocker-goth-mod me a guy who likes gothick stuff and rock and metal and drives a scooter =metrothod
- Mickey Johnson
v. the act of slipping someone a mickey with the intention of later slipping them the johnson. also “to pull a mickey johnson”. n. alias for known and succesful perpetrators of clandestine mickey/johnson slippings. guy 1: how does that dude ever get laid? guy 2: he’s got a bunch a roofies and he’s always pullin’ […]
- Micy
a kind , caring , gentle , sweet , loving person . with a huge heart , and someone who’s very friendly and nice . has an insane obession with music , and art , and phones . she like hugs . give her loads of hugs man . you don’t understand her obsession for […]
- Middle eastern mudslide
when you are having -n-l s-x and the person you are doing shoots you across the room with diarrhea. “dude she delivered the middle eastern mudslide with such grace, i felt as though i were sliding down a chocolatey road to heaven.” “that’s disgusting.”
- migf
along the same lines as milf except that it instead of being a “mother i’d like to f-ck”, she is actually a mother i get to f-ck. pr-nounced magiff. my wife is a real migf.