metrocurious
straight males who are intrigued and envious of the metros-xual fashion embraced by their peers.
i knew my boyfriend was a little metrocurious when he agreed to go get highlights and a pedicure with me. at least that’s what i hope it is.
the state of being curious about metros-xuality.
a metrocurious male human would experience desires to experiment with things such as man purses(murses), spray tanning, hair highlights, etc. in a sentence: dude, while getting a manicure today i had thoughts of buying myself some 500 thread count sheets. i think i might be metrocurious.
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