metrodork
a metrodork is a straight man who embraces some aspects of an urban gay style: emotional sensitivity, refinement in taste, enjoyment of flamboyant clothing styles, and use of body care products (in other words, a metros-xual); but who spoils the effect by wearing a new york yankees cap.
willis carries a handbag, gets his hair styled, gets a brazilian wax, and dresses out of gentlemen’s quarterly; however he also routinely wears a new york yankees baseball cap which shouts that he is a metrodork if not an out-and-out -sshole.
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