Metrographical


(adj) a person obsessed with the ability to create stunning, bedazzled graphics and charts. these individuals have a strong compulsion to pretty-up their co-workers reports and doc-ments. these people are often confused for being gay, but are not.
joe, those stunning visuals in the presentation made me think you were gay, but maybe you’re just metrographical.

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