Metronic


a thing, item or peice of clothing that iconifies a metros-xual.
for example the p300 samsung mobile phone, tank tops or flowery shirts could be called metronic
a guy who ladies tell he looks good in tight jeans. usually forces the guy to continue to wear the very tight and uncomforatble clothing to appeal to the ladies.
nick: hey how’d these tight jeans look? i gots to impress cindy sat-rday.
sean: wtf? d-mn metro-nic…
when a guy goes out shopping and buys a pink shirt in sydney aus
u f-g… ur now named mero nic

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