metronome


the nickname of a girl who moans in perfect 4/4 time, along with the rhythmic movement of a guy’s hips.
it wasn’t an effort to do a beat, because with his thrust, came my moan. i was a perfect metronome.
a midget that dwells in the subway
i heard there is a colony of metronomes living in the abandoned station at court street in brooklyn heights
the act of using two d-ld-s (one in each hand) to penetrate a girl orally and -n-lly (v-g-n-lly if you please) in a systematic time frame , such as the ticking of a metronome.
tim: dude what did you do last night?

chris: not much , my b-lls kinda hurt so i just pulled a metronome on this chick. it was perfect , she didn’t know what hit her.

tim: nice , i’ll have to try that next time.
a small metros-xual man with a funny hat.
“i practice with a metronome twice a day.”
the best f-cking pokemon move ever. patented by the kick-ss pokemon by the name of clefable. it makes a motion with its fingers. then releases the best move ever. it’s soo much of a kick-ss move, that it does a random pokemon move. it can do any move from flamethrower to f-cking growl. kick-ss.

pwnage!
my clefable used metronome and f-cking roasted your -ss with hyperbeam, you got murdered!
n. an urban male of below-average height with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle (see also: metronomality n.)
adam was both short and well-dressed: the epitomy of metronomality.

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