Metropolitude


n:/ sports m-s-ch-st who proves his or her manhood by pretending to suffer directly the persisting and inexplicable misfortunes of the metropolitan baseball club of new york while simultaneously chambering a seemingly innate ability to anoint the winning pitcher of any given mets’ victory a first-ballot hall of fame lock, all the while possessing an encyclopedic arcane knowledge of said pitcher, especially his weaknesses, that renders said anointing inexcusably delusional.
john maine struck adam dunn out three times last night! first ballot, baby! show your metropolitude!

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