Metrosexual Hipster


dresses like a flamboyantly gay man to stand out of the male crowd but ends up looking like a complete tool.
“ian hec-x is gay because he is a metros-xual hipster”
a hipster who spends a lot of money for his clothes.
look at that metros-xual hipster, he has some gay clothes.

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