Metrosexual-Shift
-a process in which millions of men are currently undergoing (see metros-xual). the metros-xual-shift is actually an unproven theory that states: within the next few generations (present – 75 years), over 80% of men will become metros-xuals.
-this is partly due to the rate that men are gravitating towards things that were traditionally female.
-hair care products and styling tools, body & face creams, tight fitting clothes, sun gl-sses and other style trends that one would generally attribute to a female or h-m-s-xual male are catching on at a rapid speed with heteros-xual males.
contrary to popular belief, any man who owns a flat iron is -not- secure in his s-xuality and is undergoing the metros-xual-shift.
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