metrosexual thread humper
metros-xual thread humper is taken from jr ward’s “black dagger brotherhood” series of books. it refers to a man, who without actually being gay, has the expensive taste for high-end clothing most often -ssociated with gay men.
man #1 – “look at these awesome deals on sweaters at gucci and versace. i’m wearing the louis vuitton socks and underwear i bought after my mani/pedi.”
man # 2- “dude, you are such a metros-xual thread humper.”
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