metso


/meat-so/
1. (adj.) metso – a metso a person who turns everything they touch to sh-t
2. (n) metso – a metso someone who never gets p-ssy
3. (v) metso – to metso to f-ck something up
1. “hey that guy is such a metso… he broke my d-ck”
2. “everyone at that party last night got laid… accept for that metso”
3. “that dumb-ss completely metsoed our party”

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