metzel


to metzel — verb — slowly cut the person walking beside you off by walking diagonally into their path; can be unintentional and intentional.
“bro! can you stop metzeling me?”

“dude– john is such a metzler,”

Read Also:

  • melhem moment

    a moment of pure genius and brilliance ‘geez, anthony had a melhem moment when he could do 85×50 in his head!’

  • trisack

    for one male to have three t-st-cl-s and a 8 in. shlong jessica: “hey! did you hear about dhillon dodd having three t-st-c-ls and a big -ss c-ck?” toree: “yeah?! everyone knows he’s the trisack of mena. its medically proven.”

  • meafordite

    a small group of townsfolk in meaford that gather on the tail-gates of their trucks at their local tim hortons to talk about who’s uncle impregnated who’s sister. generally includes the “meaford elite” and their followers, people who feel they are important to the town. almost like a peac-ck protruding their feathers the meafordites feel […]

  • briffit

    briffit (adj) a women who is approaching her s-xual decline and starts using s-x toys and videos to entice the homeboy’s into her love organ geez, talking to this super hot briffit last night i might as well buy a new ring piece as she’s smoking pole like crazy.

  • saucicide

    when you kill yourself with sauce. d-mn, josh committed saucicide last night.


Disclaimer: metzel definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.