metzelaars


knowingly going to bed with a girl of questionable looks and/or size. being drunk is optional but not necessary. to truly pull a metzelaars one must not only sleep with said girl at night but again in the morning before you leave.
erich had s-x with that fat girl last night and again this morning. he totally pulled a metzelaars.

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