a kellenberg kid who does nothing but goes home, plays games and has almost no friends except friends from his old school. he isn’t your typical long island kid who drinks, smokes, and thinks he knows it all. he ain’t a f-ckboy, he’s a metzler.
and towards your right, you will see an ordinary metzler on his computer either playing his games, or actually doing his work.

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