mewnfarez
mewnfarez (pr-nounced “moon fairs” for some reason) is a world renowned twitch streamer. he regularly plays online games such as heroes of the storm (a blizzard fan art project some people consider a compet-tive video game) and american truck simulator (it’s even more boring than it sounds).
mewnfarez, or “mewn” for short, has a distinctive and beautiful nose, who is also a chat moderator in his twitch channel. he has over 13,000 followers at this time, and anywhere from 300 to 1,300 viewers in his channel at a given time. most of those who partic-p-te in chat spend their miserable lives creating cancerous “copy pasta” material to make mewn’s streaming experience a living h-ll. they are also pr-ne to making absurd donations while he is in a match in order to tilt him and make him lose the game faster than normal.
mewn is a good person at heart, but he has a disorder that prevents him from seeing his own fault. he will consistently blame his teammates for his own mistakes. the salt from his att-tude exceeds the total amount of sodium in the known universe. one day, he will learn to focus this salt energy for a good cause, but for now he just pours it out on his twitch channel.
person 1- hey have you seen mewnfarez on twitch?
person 2- yeah, i even donated to him once just so he would play a cancerous youtube song 1/4th of the way through and then ignore me the rest of the stream.
person 1- that’s rough buddy. i never donate to mewn because of that very reason.
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