Mex-Box Juan


the mexican x-box one.
it features only one game that has you sneaking into the u.s. and looking for a low paying job. you know you win when you either get a green card, somehow make a lot of money (really hard to do), or you die a horrible death.
some special editions come with stolen batteries, a blood-stained baseball cap, or a cup holder.
jose #1: did you get the mex-box juan on day one?

carlos#1: si, i got arrested though.

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