Mexi-Roll
n.) a semi-normal chunky hispanic girl. this little sl-t started off as the illegal maid you hired under-the-table for $5 a week. once you have defiled her and performed all the sick s-xual positions you can think of, that your girlfriend wouldn’t dream of letting you do. she usually ends up getting p-ssed around to a number of a your friends before you are completely disgusted by her and call the ins on her illegal -ss.
brian: i can’t believe that celeste is gone, dude. that crazy b-tch could suck-the-chrome-off-a-buick.
jimmy: i know. that was the cleanist my house and c-ck have ever been. it’s too bad that jillian caught her cleaning out my pipes. she was the best mexi-roll a man could ask for. the f-ckin’ ins showed up 15 minutes later and hauled her -ss away.
brian: oh well, dude. mexi-rolls are a dime a dozen right now. jasper t’s been smuggling them past the border. i think he’s got 5 more locked in his bas-m-nt.
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