---

mexiarguan

---

Read Also:

• Microscock

  a p-n-s so small a microscope is needed to see it. i didn’t even have a chance with the deaf, extremely drunk girl once she saw my microsc-ck and started laughing hysterically.

• mouse to nasa

  “mouse to nasa” isnt really as much of a word as it is an image. the scenario goes a little like this..a mouse is launched into outer sp-ce accidentally when it is tied onto a balloon via the mousey tail. children used to think this was funny in the olden days so they used to […]

• pot the pink

  to have scored with a girl and had penatrative s-x with her in the v-g-n-, pink can be subst-tuted for brown meaning -n-l penetration. this term was sp-wned from the game of snooker where one might “pot” b-lls coloured either pink or brown. the b-lls would be sunk into pockets much like the endevours of […]

• Pounting

  “pounting” is when a girl climbs on you and rubs her -rs- on your d-ck. but you don’t stick your d-ck in her p–per – that’s wrong, instead they just rub their -rs- on your d-ck until you c-m. “dude, katie totally did some pounting on me last night! i j-zzed all over her gothed […]

• tsunami bomb

  1 kick-ss punk rock band with some of the best songs ever (lemonade and take the reigns) remeber all those time u gave me sh-t and i made lemonade outta it killer norcalian rock’n’roll band, whose singer is not only wicked hot, but can actually sing and write songs that don’t suck -ss. when i’m […]

---