Mexican 5-Star


when a girl is giving you head and she will not let you finish in her mouth (spit or swallow); then bust your load in your hand and smack her in the face. note: you get bonus points if she is in fact mexican or even latin american.
john: why is that b-tch always so mad at you?

coach p: well, the last time she was under my desk she told me that she did not want me to get any c-m in her mouth, so i waited until i busted my load and gave that b-tch a mexican 5-star.

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