Mexican baseball bat
a s-xual act, in which a man’s t-st-cl-s are held in a womand’s mouth as she sucks on them, and the man slaps his p-n-s across her face until he -j-c-l-t-s on her face.
guy nummber 1:”dude, i got sharon to do a mexican baseball bat last night!!”
guy number 2:”oh, man, that’s tight. how’d you get her to do that?”
guy number 1:”i hit her with a regular bat until she agreed to it.”
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