Mexican Burrito
a mexican burrito is where a (wo)man sh-ts out a log into a condom and freezes it. then proceds to use the sh-tcicle as a d-ld- until thawed out.
man: erin is too kinky for me, b-tch showed me her mexican burrito in action last night.
a mexican burrito is when you are having -n-l s-x and the chick sh-ts on your d-ck, making your d-ck all sh-tty. you then give her a sh-t stache, literally.. you give her a mustache with the sh-t on your d-ck.
santiago: “ay senor i just gave anita a mexican burrito!”
perijo: “oy good job comrade!”
you you stick a burrito in your partners mouth, have s-x with it, and then eat it afterwards.
i gave your sister a mexican burrito yesterday.
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