Mexican Car Wash


when you use the window washer squeegee at a service station to wash your entire car.
i ran in to buy some cheetos and a soda, and saw my friend through the window using the gas station squeegee to give his car the ol mexican carwash.
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a car rinse resulting from a rainfall.

this usually requires said car owner to be lazy, cheap, or both.
guy 1: man, it’s raining again!

guy 2: that’s cool, always up for a mexican carwash!
it’s gross, trust me you are better off not knowing what a mexican carwash is.
i told a friend what a mexican carwash is and he puked, cut off his toes and removed all the oatmeal and canned corn from his house.
the holy grail of s-xual positions.

they say it has been around for thousands of years, but only a select few know how to do it exactly.
i came close to figuring out the mexican car wash yesterday.

they say the mexican car wash is fatal 53% of the time..
the act of tea bagging an individual after he/she has vomited upon your ball sack.
while going down on him the drunk chick threw up all over richard’s junk. as an act of retribution he gave her a mexican car wash
when you have -n-l s-x with a gay mexican, and pull out and make him suck your d-ck. hence washing off your member.
pedro really gave a great mexican carwash last night.
(v) urinating on a willing girl after consuming vast quant-ties of mexican beer. can also mean to urinate in a gilr’s -ss and then having her shiss all over something or someone.
hey, dude see that girl over there? i showed up at her place with a mini-keg of dos equis last cinco de mayo and gave her a mexican carwash!

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