Mexican Cession
a mexican cession is a very rare event that only happens once every 2 and a half years. it is believed that great aztec g-ds would order the humans to perform the ritual.
unfortunately when the spainards came they saw the tradition as “unorthodox” and “devil worship” and killed the elders of the tradition, who decided when to perform the ancient ritual, in the taking of the aztec capital who were highly respeceted among the community. and only the worthy would partic-p-te.
though most particiapters were killed in battle few lived and continued the tradition today.
the ancient ritual of the mexican cession is the tradition of mexicans and only mexicans gathering together in a fine room of expensive mexican cloths and ancient clay pots and vases, where they would get high as f-ck on peyote and kill themselves.
“i got invited to a mexican cession! what an honour”
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