mexican cheeseburger
an alcoholic shot.
ingredients:
1.25 oz. tequila (chilled, the colder the better)
a drop of tabasco sauce
small piece of a dill pickle.
chill the absolut peppar & pour into an appropriate shot gl-ss.
put a small amount of tabasco on the divot created by the webbing between the knuckles of your thumb & pointer finger on the backside of your hand (where you would normally place the salt when taking a tequila shot).
the small piece of pickle is ideally used as a chaser. or,
1. lick the tabasco
2. shoot the tequila
3. eat the pickle
4. repeat
i blacked out last night from all of the mexican cheeseburgers at the bar.
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