Mexican Delight
where you go into a bathroom and take a m-ssive sh-t. then, you stand up and itch your old, flakey skin on your -sscrack, witnessing -ss skin fall down into the monster dookie you took. then get a kitchen spoon and start mixing the -ss skin and sh-t together, producing a milky like substance. quickly jack off into the toilet, and let out a loud moan as you -j-c-l-t- into the f-cking substance. mix it again with a spoon, and then dump it into a small bowl. give it to your pet hamster, and make it eat that dog log. then, poke a hole through its -ss and all the corn m-ssacre substance will come flowing out. if you don’t see the following you didn’t do this right, and will have to start all over, taking a m-ssive, painful lawn sausage again:
dried c-m
torn up -ss skin
dookie pieces
whatever the hamster had that day. (feed it mexican food for the best results.)
hamster guts
if you did it right, the substance will look like heaven on a plate, and you’ll most likely drink it. this beverage, is known to some as mexican delight
billy: hey johnny, i’m thirsty. what do ya got?
johnny: i got some mexican delight in the freezer! made a fresh batch earlier today!
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