Mexican Christmas Present
a mexican christmas present is the result of giving a girl a donkey punch, but instead of her b-tthole clenching up, she releases her bowels all over you like a pinata, giving you – a mexican christmas present.
“i tried to give maria a donkey punch, but instead a tight f-ck, she gave back a mexican christmas present.”
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