Mexican eyebrow pencil
a sharpie or any fine point black magic marker because for some reason, sl-tty hispanic women love to draw dark lines on their eyebrows.
look over there how those hideous women used a mexican eyebrow pencil on their eyebrows. {shudders}
that teenage spic sl-t used a sharpie above her eyes.
hey honey, will you pick me up a mexican eyebrow pencil at the store {honey returns home w/ a sharpie marker}.
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