cheenis


a perfectly square p-n-s. (derivation: “chode”– a p-n-s that is wider than it is long — and “p-n-s.”)
when michael’s hand accidentally slipped off the table and onto josh’s lap, the fleeting impression of the bulge he felt led him to think that his friend must have a chode–but in reality it was more of a cheenis.
cheeni means sugar. sweet like a mango.

usually the name of a small girl with a big b-tt.

cute face but strangely disproportionate
i want cheeni in my tea.
that girl is so cheeni.
the place between your b-tt chin, aka your chin b-tt crack
guy 1: whoa, did you see that? demi lovato has a piece of spinach in her cheenis!

guy 2: ew, gross! why did she have surgery to get a cheenis, any way? thats so disgusting!
a word that is too cool to have a meaning
suck my cheenis. (it doesn’t mean anything, so it isn’t an insult, but it sounds cool)
the chapped part of a weenis (elbow)
the man refused to moisturize his weenis, so it became a cheenis.
a p-n-s with a cheese shaft
i prefer the swiss cheenis over the provalone.
when a fat person weres there pants up to high and they have a c-nt b-mper.
c-nt b-mper

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