mexican face-hat


the act of when a woman has a v-g-n- so loose, the man fits his entire head inside of it.
stacy’s mom was so loose, she graced me with a mexican face-hat
an act so vulgar and so distasteful that no one has ever been able to conceive of it.
i think i once knew of someone who knew someone who said “mexican face-hat” in his sleep, but i’m not sure.

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