mexican facial
when recieving a blumpkin (look up if unknown), the finished t-rd splashes into the toilet bowl. hence splashing on the blumpkin givers face
mary was giving me a blumpkin and i had lots of bread to eat so i gave her a mexican facial. it was like a tsunami coming up that bowl
a challenging drink made from a spoonful of mayonnaise dropped into a shot gl-ss of tequila.
often the person trying to drink it spits out the concoction onto the face of the person sitting in front of them. (hence the name)
most of that mexican facial i ordered ended up on sophi’s cheek.
who drinks this stuff?
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