Mexican firecracker


a man puts his soft p-n-s in a gl-ss bottle (preferably corona), gets it erect, then cracks the bottle over a hard surface. the surfaces may include anything from curbs to a woman’s head.
miguel: “yo rico, what did you do for cinco de mayo?”
rico: “aye b, we made some mexican firecrackers and lit ’em up good! my d-ck still hurts!”

john blindfolded me and said i should do a mexican firecracker. 5 minutes later, i had gl-ss shrapnel in my b-lls.

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